Pajiba Love 07/01/09, Scathing Reviews for the deliberately Bitchy People

SUCK IT, Coleman! (HuffPo)
Here’s a six-pack of movies featuring deserted astronauts. (PW)
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Club has an interrogate with Patricia Clarkson! (A.V. Club)
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Today in douchebaggery, PETA is seeking rights to Michael Jackson’s 1972 to-do from Ben. (Agent Bedhead)
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